We discovered in our closet a small box that contained a large belt buckle and a newspaper article titled “If You Buckle Up, They Will Watch”. This seemed to be ideal for our cowboy costume for our marching band. Mr. Shaw Kaake thinks that people entranced by hand-held screens tend to ignore them, to the detriment of civil society. His response to this trend was the Egokast, a palm-sized video player that doubles as a belt buckle. We have in our past a considerable experience in programming computers. Unfortunately, the maker made it a long process, so long that we chose not to do it. We wonder if any or many other users have been willing to spend the time to create a detailed image.